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tedddy-p:

Quite frankly the similarities between Taylor Hanson and Bård Ylvisåker are striking

  • Born only a year apart
  • Had children at age 19
  • Been with/married to the same woman since before their first child
  • Musicians
  • Middle of 3 brothers
  • Part of a brother act under their last name
  • Successful at an early age
  • Blond doofuses

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alexhchung:

Dream by Pia Guerra!

ok who brought my vaccines gifs back? because i love you

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

bheidh:

a reality check that’s a blow to the solar plexis

SEE ALSO: why i’m crumbling under the weight of prolonged loneliness for fear of letting anyone in again & repeating this

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

naturalharmonics:

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

but also i’m hella conceited

fictionalred:

cap-n-stark:

do you ever get frustrated because you don’t have powers

I’ve been tagged by the cutie patootie barbarahops 

BASICS

► Name ➔ Beatriz
► Birth place ➔ São Paulo, Brazil
► Where do I live ➔ São Paulo, Brazil
► Hair Color ➔ uuuhmm my natural hair color is brown but now I dyed it red
► Eye Color ➔ really dark brown like almost black
► Birthday ➔ june 5
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Single or taken? ➔   single.
► Happy? ➔ Sorta, yeah…

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
 

► Are you in love ➔ More like in love with the idea of being in love 
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Maybe… I just think it’s a weird concept
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ me
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes. But I dodn’t mean to
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ A little
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔  Yes many people
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ If I had I never knew about it
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Probably… (???? what kind of wuestion is this?)
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Most times
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Both

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Both
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Lemonade!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Both ok it’s cats but I love both
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet. I barely watch television
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ None.  
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Both. There’s a time for everything
► Day or night ➔ Day 
► Text or Call ➔ Text. I can’t speak on the phone
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ Both. Depends on the day

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No cause I never did that

► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Yup. I fall a lot

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah.

► Prank called a store? ➔ Nope. But I have prank called random people, just typing random numbers
► Skipped school? ➔ Yup (I’m skipping scool right now lol)
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Oh boy yeah
► Spent all your money? ➔ No cause I have no money
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yup. I’m pretty lucky with concerts, I always meet band memnbers and I met some actors too
► Been really ill? ➔ Yup
► Gotten high? ➔ God yes

TEN PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Both
► Light or dark hair ➔ I don’t really care.
► Shorter or taller ➔ I don’t really care either
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ /inserts “why not both?” gif/

► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Both
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Both
► City or country? ➔ City (!!!)
► Driving or walking? ➔ Walking

LASTS


► Last phone call? ➔ Mum.
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Tom The Drum - Palma Violets
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Chocolate cake
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Water
► Last place you were? ➔ Grocerie store
► Last kiss? ➔ From a guy I liked at a party
► Last picture taken? ➔ A picture of one of my cats
► Last outfit? ➔ Brown dress with floral pattern, black tighs, black combat boots and a black wool coat.
► Last purchase? ➔ Toothpaste and peanut butter

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

rememberthecurls:

if u say “robert smith” 3 times in the mirror morrissey will appear and start crying